I've not managed to con my way into receiving a rocking chair yet though, and I did have to see a picture of Peter Andre patently groping my mum*. Uncool, Peter, uncool. Also, he looks teeny tiny standing next to Dan, so don't mess with me, I got two more brothers ya knows.
Anyhoo, congrats Dan. And I'd like a rocking chair next please. You can see more on his website here
*this is not entirely true, but he was hugging her, so, hands off Andre.he was also trying to get his arm around my sister, who had the look of a woman that has had her personal space badly violated. Not because of who he is, just because that's what she's like if you get within a metre of her, which makes her one of my favorite people to hug.